Great Quotes and Pictures from Today
Below are some amazing, self-explanatory, quotes and photos I collected throughout the day...
"NEW YORK - Crude oil futures jumped above $73 a barrel Thursday on intensified supply worries, after police said gunmen in Nigeria kidnapped at least two foreign oil workers from a bus in a second day of attacks targeting such workers."

"In caveman days, being good with a club was one way to get a mate [for a man]. Now, the ability to purchase a blinged-out SUV has similar value, the scientists suggest."
"Enraged Mother Calls Fall Out Boy Concert 'Liberal Homosexual Rally' "
"My wife is still a little salty with me," Chappelle joked on NBC's "Late Night With Conan O'Brien" on Wednesday night. "She's not mad at me, but don't think you can walk away from $50 million and your wife is just going to be cool with it."

