Feeling of News Titles

"Man says he's on heroin to avoid jury duty" - Awesome... Finally someone steps up to the worthless procedure we still use.

"Nicole sideman, Keith Urban honeymoon begins" - Who cares?

"Men with older brothers more likely to be gay" - I'm starting to think America is just plain bored...

"NASA wrestling with same old problems" - Maybe it's because our one agency to develop technology for the future, our future, is the most under budgeted.

"Coming soon -- mind-reading computers" - It's about time...